Years ago, I slept with a girl I knew from my local pub.
We were pretty drunk and silly, and she asked me to recite lines from plays I’d been in.
I’m bisexual and I’ve found men and women like very different types of dirty talk.
With women, it’s often phrases like ‘you taste so good’ or ‘are you enjoying that’.
Favourite words included ‘harder’, ‘baby’ and ‘daddy’.
This was alongside moaning, heavy breathing and screaming.
Personally, I like to talk about involving other people.
But, last year I had a brief online fling with a guy who kept saying that he was the alpha male of all males and that I should call him daddy.
According to a recent survey conducted on bedroom sounds and noises, 76% of men and 74% of women said dirty talk was at the top of their list.
Online dating agency, Saucy Dates, has revealed what men and women prefer to hear between the sheets.
There was one guy who told me to put my knickers in my mouth and suck on them.
And another who kept telling me to put a finger up his bum.